Internet Lost & Found

Guinness has been notified, and these people might have the smallest kitten ever:


Coming in at 3 inches tall, 1.2 pounds, this little rascal is tiny, and he's already 9 weeks old. It's like a kitty midget.

Check out the original article w/ more pix.

You might be like "Hey! this isn't your normal material!" Yeah, well, I've got a paper to write, so I need to save my writing skills for the next 12 hours. We'll return to our normally scheduled broadcast tomorrow. In the meantime, enjoy the kitten.

Yes, that's right boys and girls, you can be a Power Ranger, too!

... but then when you're done, you've gotta be like Austin St. John, the red ranger, and go into porn to make ends meet. For your viewing pleasure, I included some click-to-make-bigger before and after's.

One of the more creative sites I've seen, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), is a religious satire about Intelligent Design being taught in classrooms, and it argues that if ID gets to be taught in classrooms, so does FSM. Plus, it quotes a bunch of cherrypicked science to support its claims, just like ID does.

Anyway, the site itself is cute. They've got things you can put on the back of your car, bumper stickers, wallpapers, and more. But, what's really fun is not the site itself, but the hatemails the site gets. Most of the people pissed at the site don't understand it's a joke; but, of course, I'm not surprised because most of the people who hate the site are probably idiot christians who can't understand higher-level literary works. Thus, I counted how many occurrences of various words (mainly the curse ones) there were... you know, just to see how "loving" and "tolerant" Christianity and other religions other than FSM are:

Maddox, once again, makes me laugh with his newest creation: How to Spot a Pedophile.

Ever see a guy at work or school who sends off creepy vibes, and you say to yourself "man, I know that guy rapes children"? Some mental health doctors claim that there's no way to tell a pedophile apart from anyone else just by looks alone. Wrong. I scoured the FBI's most wanted list and found some examples that confirmed my theory.

Basically, he argues the difference between a pedo and a non is actually quite simple-- it's all in the smile:

Mark David Keller Grinning Child Molester

John Henry Ramirez Stone-cold Murderer

Notice the characteristic smile of the man on the left-- clearly a child molester, while the non-smiling guy on the right is clearly not. Maddox's article also has a self-test to find out how good you are at spotting the pedo. Check it out... it rocks.

Edit: Oh, never mind, he's full of himself: "I'm the best you've seen and the best you'll never have." Screw him, I'm not sorry for comparing him to a comatose lady. Still, window seat, please.