Never Censored

I was browsing through the USPS Postal Money Order Security Features reference card thinggy and realized that it was lacking in a few of the more intricate features. So, I figured I'd detail the more extended list here for all who are security freaks like me. Plus, it always helps to not get screwed out of money :P.

I've liked Bill Richardson since he announced his candidacy, and he's one of the only candidates up there that makes me still believe that someone can be in a position of power and maintain his integrity— he truly represents the people. Lemme give you some recent highlights:

"I am the only one who has dealt with immigration directly"


"It is not about what Halliburton wants in Iraq"


"One American death is too many"


I'd take him over Obama and certainly over Hillary any day. We need someone who's straightforward for a change.

Cheers.

Looks like some Baptists in South Carolina are pretty homophobic. From the article:

Encouraging churches to work to curb gang violence.

Calling for laws restricting sexually oriented businesses.

Opposing the Catawba Indian Tribe’s proposal to start a high-stakes bingo operation in Marion County.

Encouraging Baptists to help pro-life pregnancy care centers purchase ultrasound machines.

Praying for candidates for political offices and thinking of their vote as a Christian duty.

How wonderful. I don't quite understand why they chose those topics, but let's try to understand their reasoning:

Here's a quickie:

We've now spent $1,600,000,000,000 dollars on the War in Iraq. Yes, that's "16" with 11 zeros after it.

You know what this is starting to remind me of? Gamblers who keep borrowing money from the house thinking their lucky breaks are overdue. It's called the gambler's fallacy, and it's driving us into oblivion. Soon, the United States will be putting the pink slip for its car on the table— and we'll be practically guaranteed to lose it.

We're a country of lazy, unintelligent, mindless, paranoid, hedonistic dumbasses who are easily frightened into tossing money in any direction to prevent some unknown person from doing some unknown thing to us. We build gates and walls to fence ourselves in— even though they keep out nothing.

So here's my question: just when, exactly are we going to cut our losses and walk away from the table? The corporate puppets will say that we want to, "cut and run," and you know what I say to that?

YES! Cut and fucking run the hell out of there, before our legs get blown off and we can't even do that. I'd much rather cut and run instead of hemorrhage everything we've worked for as a country on some fucking sand people over some bullshit archaic energy source. Let them deal with their own shit.

We've got our own problems to deal with here. We can start with the infant mortality rate and try to re-instate the constitution as we work our way up. Maybe once our ravaged rectums heal, we'll be able to formulate another strategy for invading the middle east for economic gain. Until then, let's recoup our losses and focus on brainstorming ways to prevent a great depression.

Cheers.

I came to an interesting revelation today while I was naked in the the shower: nudity isn't the last straw for obscenity. Instead, it's actually much, much worse. We just simply don't think about it because we assume it'll never happen (our parents all thought the same thing), but as shows like Fear Factor have proven to us, nothing is too disgusting for America.

We have an interesting road ahead of us that is filled with poop, rape, incest, and death.

... and you thought that naughty language and boobies were the worst of it. Let's examine history to see why.