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Monday, October 29. 2007

Random thoughts, part deux

More random thoughts:

  • A Q-tip looks nothing like a Q and has two tips. If anything, they should be called "double-midget-I tips."

  • When I become a super-villain, all of my computers will run SELinux; viruses don't work on it, I won't install a gui, and root logins will be available at the console only, which will be located in a totally unsecured, otherwise-abandoned building directly across the street from whereever the hero works (i.e., in the very last place anyone would ever expect to find it). My sysadmins will be extremely ugly, exceptionally well-paid, and supplied the most beautiful women and/or men so that they will never have any reason to betray me-- either accidentally or intentionally.

  • If we watch TV, at the very best we glance at watches. What time is it? Let me glance at my glance.

  • One day when I'm 70, retired, drooling, crapping myself, watching reruns of 30 Rock, after grinding my already-replaced-hips to "Die Another Day," and I realize that I'm actually in need of Social Security, I'll probably only remember the last 4 digits of the number since that's all anyone ever asked for during the last 70 years.

  • Why are there metal detectors at the American Airlines stadium? Do people really think that a terrorist with thousands of dollars in bribe-a-janitor money is going to see the metal detectors and $9.00/hr security guard and go, "OMG! Metal detectors! Shit! Guess we're fucked now-- there's NO way to sneak our SMGs, grendades, anthrax, plastic explosives, and expert-trained sniper ninja cats into that Fort Knox. We give up. Take us to Gitmo."


(continued)
  • The easiest way to be positively immortalized in literary history and to have countless generations after yours cherish your work is to write a controversial book that idiots in your generation will want to ban.
Cheers :P
Posted by Kurt in RibbleRabble at 12:50 | Comment (1) | Trackbacks (0)

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I have no idea what kind of Q-tips you are using... But you see they're round at the end with a little stick sticking out... Yeah, like a 'Q'.

Also, you know you'd just be you're own sysadmin no mater how evil super-villain-y you get.

But watches watch time, so you don't have to.

And don't you drool, crap yourself, and watch reruns of 30 rock now?

Ninja cats are badass.

Who would want literary immortality when you can achieve historical immortality with the simple genocide of an entire race?

And out.
#1 Adit on 2007-10-29 15:47 (Reply)

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