No wonder the IMAX version of Potter did so well

(continued)Yep-- they grew Hermoine's boobs in the final version. You can't blame them, though, because there are a ton of people out there who would love to boink a seventeen year old girl. The next best thing to actually being face to face with her tits in real life would probably be being face to face with her IMAXed-out tits.

Though, it does kind of seem like an abuse of the traditional IMAX experience. It was only a matter of time before my childhood memories of seeing breathtaking science and nature documentaries on a massive screen in vivid color fell to the whim of horny teenagers. I'm not worried, though, because it'll only be a matter of time before men once again attain the same high-level sex object status as women. Once that happens, I'll be more than happy when lean, speedo-clad guys start getting artificially enhanced on movie posters touting their IMAX debuts. We will have finally come full-circle back with the early 80's :P

T-minus, what, 20 years? sets his alarm clock

Cheers.